Hum hien sookhay talaab pe bethe howe hans…
Jo taluq ko nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Ye mohabbat ki kahani nahi marti laikin…
Log kirdaar nibhate howe maar jate hien…

Hum hien tooti hoi kashtiyoon waley SABI…
Jo kinaroon ko milate howe maar jate hien…

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Sabhi jazbaat khayalaat badal jate hien…
Yun mohabbat mien ye din raat badal jate hien…

Pyaar to un ko bhi hum he se hai magar jane kyon…
Hum karein baat to wo baat badal jate hien…

Aarzoo to hai k izhare mohabbat ker doon…
Lafz chunte hien to lamhaat guzer jate hien…

Cute Sms

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Alfaaz k jhoote bandhan mien…
Aghraz k gehray pardoon mien…
Her shakhs mohabbat kerta hai…
Halaan k mohabbat kuch bhi nahi…

Sab jhotey rishte naate hien…
Sab dil rakhne ki baatien hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab asli roop chupate hien…

Ehsaas se khali loog yahan…
Lafzoon k tir chalate hien…
Ek baar nazer mien aaker wo…
Phir sari umer rulate hien…

Alfaz k jhote bandhan hien…
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai…
Sab dil rakhne ki batien hien…

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“MOHABBAT”
Mohabbat khawab hoti hai…
Mohabbat baat hoti hai…
Agar koi pooch baithe to mohabbat raaz hoti hai…
Machatti hoi umangooon ka suhaana khawab hoti hai…
Agar koi dhoondna chahe to mohabbat NAYYAB hoti hai…
Mohabbat yun bhi hoti hai karb-e-zaat hoti hai…

Mohabbat phool hai shaied…
Ghamoon ki dhool hai shaied…
Kisi ka saath hai shaied…
Chamakti raat hai shaied…

Mohabbat pur-sukoon bhi hai magar betaab hoti hai…
Agar na mile to mohabbat AZZAB hoti hai…

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Tumhe bakhshi hai dil pe hukmarani aur kya dete…?
Yehi thi bus humari rajdhani aur kya dete…?
Sajja k sir hatheli par gaye the ku-e-jana mien…
Hum aapne ishq mien un ko nishani aur kya dete…?

Wo hum se mangte the umer ka aik dilnashin hisa…
Na dete us ko hum apni jawani aur kya dete…?
Sitaroon se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai…
Yumhare naam likh de zindagani aur kya dete…?

Husband Wife Jokes

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Phir chand nikla,
Phir raat thami,
Phir dil ne kaha,
Hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir yaad k jhoonkey mehak gaye,
Phir pagal arman behek gaye,
Phir jannat se lagi hai zameen,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

Phir guzre lamhoon ki baatien,
Phir jage jage se raatien,
Phir theher gai palkoon pe nami,
Phir dil ne kaha hai “TERE KAMI”…

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“TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO”

meri raatien tere yadoon se saji rehte hien…
meri saansien tere khushbu mien basi rehte hien…
mere aankhoon mien tera sapna saja rehta hai…
haan mere dil mien tera aks basa rehta hai…
is tarha mere dil k bohat pass ho tum…
jis tarha pass he shahrug k Khuda rehta hai…

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO…

mere aangan mien lagay phool gavahi dien ge…
main ne arse se kise phool ko dekha bhi nahi…
tujh ko soocha hai to phir tujh ko he soocha hai faqat…
tere siva kise aur ko soocha bhi nahi…

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO YA NA HO…

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Rukhsat howa to baat mere maan ker gaya…
Jo kuch us k pass tha mujhe daan ker gaya…
Bichra kuch is ada se k rut he badal gai…
Ek shaks saray sheher ko veeran ker gaya…

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Mat dekh k koi shaks gunehgaar hai kitna..
Ye dekh k tere saath wafadaar hai kitna..

Ye mut sooch k usy kuch logoon se nafraat bhi hai…
Ye sooch k usse tujh se pyaar hai kitna….

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Sham k ujaloon per…
Aapne naram haathoon se…
Koi baat achi se…
Koi khawab sacha sa…
koi bolti khushbu…
Koi soochta lamha…

Jab bhi likhna chahoo ge…
Soch k darichoon se ,
yaad k hawaloon se ,
Mera naam chupke se tum ko yaad aaye ge…

Haath kaanp jaien ge ,
Sham theher jaye ge ,

MERI YAAD AAYE GE
MERI YAAD AAYE GE……

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Tujhe uddas bhi kerna tha khud bhi rona tha…
Ye haadsa bhi mere jaan kabhi to hona tha…

Wo mujh ko toor k phir joorta raha akser…
Main us k waste jaise koi khilona tha…

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Ajeeb banda hoon khud ko jalana chahata hoon…
Main khud ko rakh ker kahien bhool jana chahata hoon…

Jo mujh se rooth chuki hien zamane ki khushiyaan…
Main bhi aab us khushi se rooth jana chahata hoon…

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Wo hum ko pather aur khud ko phool keh ker muskuraya kerte hien…
Unhe kya pata pathar hi rehta hai phool he murjhaya kerte hien…

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“Taluq toor mat dena”
Hazaroon duriyaan aayen…
Baharien aaker kho jayen…
Mera chehra bhula dena…
Mere yadien bacha lena…

Jo lamhe dard dete hoon…
Unhien beshak bhula dena…
Jo lamhe aas dete hoon…
Unhe dil se laga lena…

Kahien bhi door reh lena…
Magar in doriyoon ko tum bahana na bana lena…

Taluq toor mat dena……

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Mohabbat jeet hoti hai…
Magar haar jati hai…

Kabhi dil sooz lamhoon se…
Kabhi bey-kaar rasmoon se…
Kabhi takdeer waloon se…
Kabhi majboor qasmoon se…

Magar ye haar jati hai…

Kabhi ye phool jaise hai…
Kabhi ye dhool jaise hai…
Kabhi ye chand jaise hai…
Kabhi ye dhoop jaise hai…

Kabhi masroor kerte hai…
Kabhi ye roog dete hai…
Kisi ka chain banti hai…
Kisi ko rool dete hai…

Kabhi lay paar jati hai…
Kabhi ye maar jati hai…

Mohabbat jeet hoti hai…
Magar ye haar jati hai…

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Ek mulaqat udhorri reh gai hai…
El baat udhorri reh gai hai…
Yun kho ker tujhe zinda hoon magar…
Ek zaat udhorri reh gai hai…

Wo jeet mukamal na ho saki…
Wo haar udhorri reh gai hai…
Ek seher guzrri hai aankhoon mien…
Bus raat udhorri reh gai hai…

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Sorry SMS Jokes
Tabeer jo mil jati to aik khawab bohat tha…
Jo shaks ganwa bethe wo nayyab bohat tha…

Main kaise bacha leta bhala kashtiye dil ko…
Darya-e-mohabbat mien sailaab bohat tha…

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Aa dekh dil ki nagrii hai uddas tere bin…
Bujhti nahi hai aankhoon ki pyas tere bin…

Zindagi mien to aansoon k sailaab hien…
Karoon kaise khushiyoon ki talash tere bin…

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Karon to kis lye aakhir malal us ka…
Use nahi to mujhe bhi nahi khayal us ka…

Mere wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko…
Kisi ada pe nahi hai kamal us ka…

Mere naseeb ki ye bhi to khushnaseebi hai…
K mujh ko dekh k saab poochte hien haal us ka…

Mere arooj ko us k naseeb mien likh de…
Khuda-e-Pak mujhe sounp se zawal us ka…

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Marathi SMS Jokes

Saath betey howe lamhon ki nishani ban ker…
tum bicher ker bhi ho in aankhoon mien pani ban ker…

tum zamne ki nazar mien juda lakh sahi…
tum shamil ho meri nas nas mien rawani ban ker…

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Dil husn k sholoon se jala kyoon nahi dete…
Tum mujh ko mohabbat ki saza kyoon nahi dete…

bhegi hoi palkoon se guzer jate ho chup chap…
Jo dil pe guzarta hai bata kyoon nahi dete…

Ro ro k shab-e-hijr guzaroo ge kahan tak…
Tum un ki mohabbat ko bhoola kyoon nahi dete…

Ae phool se chehro zara itna to bata do…
Tum zakhm to dete ho dawa kyoon nahi dete…

Wo dard jo seene mien chupa rakha hai…
Us dard ko aashkoon mien baha kyoon nahi dete…

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Wo na aaye un ki yaad aaker wafa ker gai…
Unse milne ki tamana sukoon tabah ker gai…

Ahat hoi soocha asaar dua ker gai…
Darwaza khoola to dekha mazak hum se HAWA ker gai…

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Laghzishon se marwa tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…
donoon insaan hien Khuda tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hien magar…
Aapne ander jhankta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Maslehat nien ker dia donoon mien paida ikhtalaaf…
Warna fitraat ka bura tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi …

Mukhtalif simtoon mien donoon ka safar jarri raha…
Ik lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

Chahaty donoon bohat aik doosre ko hien magar…
Ye haqiqat manta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi…

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Kash koi hum pe bhi pyaar jatata…
Humari aankhoon ko aapne hathoon se chupata…

hum ghabra ker poochte koon ho tum…?
Muskaura k wo aapne aap ko humarri jaan batata…

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Kisi koi mere yaad aaye ek arsa howa…
Koi hai heraan to koi hai tarsa howa…

Is tarha khamosh hai ye dil ye aankhien mere…
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa howa…

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Urdu Friendship SMS

Na peeny ka shooq tha na pilane ka shoq tha…
humien to sirf nazrien milane ka shooq tha…

par kya karien nazrien he unse mila bethe…
jinhe nazroon se pilane ka shooq tha…

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Main chahata bhi yehi tha wo bewafa nikle…
Usse samjhane ka koi to silsila niklae…

Kitab-e-mazii k panay zara ullat k dekh…
Na jane konsa safha murra howa niklay…

Jo daikhne mien bohat qareeb lagta hai…
Ussi k bare mien socho to fasle niklien…

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Muddat se door the hum aur wo…
Ek zamane k bad milna acha laga…
Saghar se gehri lagi un ki aankhien…
Tairna to aat tha hume par doobna acha laga…

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Aakash ki chilman se sada Q nahi aati…
Ek habs ka aalam hai hawa Q nahi aati…

Sab ehl-e-janoon bazm se kehte howe nikle…
Tere sheher k logoon ko wafa Q nahi aati…

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Ankhoon ka rang, baat ka lehja badal gaya…
Wo shakhs ek sham mien kitna badal gaya…

Shaied wafa k khayal se ukta gaya tha wo…
Jo manzil k pass aaker rasta badal gaya…

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Kisi k yun bicharny se kisi ki yaad aane se…
Bohat se loog roote hien k rona aik rawaiet hai…

Main rawaiet toor jata hoon…
Uski yaad aane pe akser muskurata hoon…

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Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai…
Dard aab humare seene mien chup k rona laga hai…

Na roye kabhi hum dard ko dekh ker…
Per aab dard humien dekh k rone laga hai…

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Us se juda rehna azaab lagta hai…
Uske pass rehna bhi khawab lagta hai…

Her waqt kerta hoon us k naam ki tasbeeh…
Use yaad kerna bhi sawaab lagta hai…

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Guzer jaien ge un k wo pal ache…
Jinhe hum intezaar aur wo waqt kehte hien…

Kya pata koon bhool jaye ye mohabbat…
Jise hum zindagi aur wo aik lafz kehte hien…

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Hum the humare saath koi aur na tha…
Aankhoon ne aisa manzer kahien dekha na tha…

Uske to ang ang mien jalne lage diye…
Jado hai mere hath mien mujh ko pata na tha…

Wahan pe haad koi rehte kis tarha…
Rukne ko keh raha tha magar rukta na tha…

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“People never understand the people they hate”

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“To a good person nothing that happens is evil”

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“Of all people children are the most imaginative

Faraz Ahmed Jokes “

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” Life is so startling it leaves little time for anything else”

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” A long life is not good enough, but a good life is long enough”

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Funny Sms

“Try find ecstacy in life? The mere sense of living is joy enough”

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“Superstition obeys vanity just like a father”

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“Simplicity, a very rare thing in our age”

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“Procrastination brings loss, delay disaster”

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” The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge”

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If u cannot dream,why should you sleep and if u cannot pursue your dreams,why should u wake up?

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“Chance makes relations, choice makes friends”

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“People love without reason, and without reason they hate”

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Funny Poetry Sms

“Where an opinion is general it is usually correct”

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” A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow”

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“Speech is of time, silence is of eternity”

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” Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well”

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” Unless what we do is useful, fame is folly”

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” A moment of thinking is an hour in words”

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” Who takes our heart must merit our esteem”

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Sad Poetry SMS
” Reaping is all greed, just as sowing is all giving”

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“happiness is no laughing matter”

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” For where no hope is left, is left no fear”

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I move like a sleepwalker where providence dictates – adolf hitler

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“Being a jack of all trades, you become a master of nothing”

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“A Good Visitor Knows When To Leave”

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Pluto:
” Only the dead have seen the end of war”

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Einstein:

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler”

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this one just killed me.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
–Unknown

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“It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.”
-Aristotle

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Money cannot buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
–Spike Milligan

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Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
–Jerry Seinfield

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A strong man works out daily to keep his body in shape, but a man of strength kneels in prayer to keep his soul in shape.

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a man does his best until his destiny is revealed

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the difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you take them

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Tamil SMS Jokes
“Life is a rainbow which also includes black.”

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“All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.”

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“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,

but he is braver five minutes longer.”

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“A weak man has doubts before a decision,

a strong man has them afterwards.”

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“Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.”

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“Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it”

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“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,

but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

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“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”

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“Sleep is sweet to the labouring man”

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“Opinion in good men, is but knowledge in the making”

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“Love and scandal are the best sweetness at tea”

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“A contentious man will never lack words”

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“Live not for time,but eternity”

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“Man’s way leads to a hopeless end,but God’s to an endless hope. “Big%20smileSmile

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“Give the devil a lift and he will always want to be the driver”

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“The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to achieving your dreams.”

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“The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune”

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“Calamities makegreat talkers”

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” Intellect obscures more than it illumines”

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” Constancy is the foundation of virtues”

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“God loves everyone,but prefers fruits of the Spirit to religious nuts”

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thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find – nothing.
–Aesop

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“Give the devil an inch and he will be a ruler”.

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IT IS BETTER TO BE A LION FOR A DAY THAN TO BE A SHEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…Thumbs%20Up

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there r 4 things u cant take back… the stone afta the throw… the word after it is spoken… the occasion afta the loss…. tym afta its gone.

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‘Try what you want to,Noah built the Ark and great architects the Titanic’.

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“You are worthy, our Lord and God,
to receive glory and honor and power,
for you created all things,
and by your will they were created
and have their being.”

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Better a poor man whose walk is blameless
than a rich man whose ways are perverse.

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Sleep Tight

Sweet Dreams

For what u r pressing button? that’s all

Lorie bhi sunau kya?

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Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U….Good Night…

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Em Sending

A Pillow Of Happy

Thoughts To Create

Wonderful Dreams

A Blanket Of Care

To Keep You Blessed In Lyf

N

A Prayer

To Protect You Alwayz

Gud Night …:->

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AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site… No matter how tuf d world may seem, But…. U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight……

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Funny Sms

Despite the Old saying ‘Don’t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Bed’ Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

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Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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When a Msg is sent from Distance…
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart…

Good night!

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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:

1st-MiSS Me

2nd-ThInk oF Me

3rd-HuG Me

4th-LoVE mE.

TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &

ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!

Gd NiTe!

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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

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Longest love is Mother’s love,
Shortest love is others love,
Sweetest love is Lover’s love,
BUT Strongest love is friends love.
Like u and me.

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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight

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()”"”() WAIT…
( “o” ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()”"”()
( -o-)
( ,(“)),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

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Ja Mere Sms ja…
Mere sweet dost ke paas ja..
Dhere se jana shor maat machana..
BusY hoo to kuch maat kehna..
Free hooGa to PyaaR se
GooD NighT kehNa..

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X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai…

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Black Sky With

Solo Moon With

Millions Of Stars

Brings U A

Silent Hours

2take A Nice Rest..

Enjoy D Whole Night..

Gud Ni8

Sweet Dreams

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

Good Morning!

One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!

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Good Night SMS
Chill Msg For A Cool Person,
From A Chill Person,
For A Cool Reason,
At A Chill Time,
On The Cool Night,
In A Chill Mood To Say,
Good Nite!!

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. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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Count How Many Starz r In this SMS…

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Amazing!
Pehli bar CHAND ko Sitarey Gintey Dekha hai

or ab
Muskuratey hoey b…

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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems to great.
Thank you my good friend.
Lastly good nite n sweet dreams…

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Nud gight!
Lest of buck,
Bay mod yless goy,
Dweet sream,
cake tare

?
?

yorry saar neend me
hu na sisliye ipelling
histake mo hahi rai
MON’T DIND
Nud gight.

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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

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4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night
4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
4 A Good Frnd “Good Night”

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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena…

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EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,
EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,
ITNA URA,ITNA URA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, I
TNA URA, ITNA URA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
GOOD NIGHT

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

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mithi mithi yaado ko palko mein saja lena,unchhuye lamhon ko dil mein basa lena,nazar na aau haqikat mein agar to muskara kar mujhe sapno mein bula lena……Good Night…

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Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

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One ( ‘ “”()

good ((“)’ )

nite ( / “(,,)

Kiss for you….

* * ( ‘ “”() Bye

* (“( ‘o’, ) bye

* (“)(“)(,,) * *

Sweet Dreams !

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New Concept of Life

Morning = MANDIR

Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A

Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

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No matter

If the sky is black or blue

No matter

If there are stars or moon

As long as ur heart is true

Sweet dreams will always be wit u.

Gd Nite!

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Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time GOOD’NITE!

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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!

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TTENTION PLEASE!!

Passengers In The Sweet Dreams,

Are Requested To Please Open Their Eyes..

The Flight Of Night Has Been Landed,

In To A Sweet Day.. !! :-

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Hi Had Ur Dinner?
Den Go 2 Bed Fast
Because Something Is Waiting 4 U
Do U Know What Is That..?
.
.
.
.
Sweet Dreamz

Gud Nite!

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Gud Nite.

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Our Life Begins With Our Cry…

Our Life Ends With Others’ Cry…

Utilize This Gap & Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!

Keep Ing Always!

Good Night (:

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Islamic SMS

U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I can t sleep without saying Good Night…..

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Hai moon! Dim ur light Hello wind! breeze soft Hai flower! blossom slowly Hello earth! spin gently B”coz my friend is going to sleep. Good night.

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Night is the essence of pride, for i”"ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how much she is missed.

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0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I”m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I”ll just leave my message 4u”GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS”..

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Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it……

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SOTE HUE KO JAGAYEN HUM

APKI NIND KO URAAYEN HUM

IS TIME SMS KAR K APKO SATAYEN HUM

PHIR APKO GUSSA AYE OR GUSSA DILA KAR

ARAAM SE SO JAYEN HUM_GOOD_NIGHT

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Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHUWAB zarori hai
Or khuwab dekhne k liye NEEND!
Tu apni MANZIL ki pehli siri charho!
Aur. . . . ,
So Jao
“GOOD NIGHT”.

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Ja sms ja,

mere sweet dost ke pass ja,

dhire se jana shor na machana,

busy ho to kuch mat kehna,

free hoga to miss U kehna! Gudnite.

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GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salt Dreamz…”
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U”r health,take care….

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Namaskar.
This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Mid night service.

Our aim

is to

disturb

the sleep of

others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT

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Sorry Yar

I Wanted To Greet U Good Morning

But Walked Too Slow So

Good Night &

Sweet Dreems

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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam”s lover boy

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.

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Ae chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,

bistar se inko neeche utaaro.

karo inke saath ab tum fight,

kyunki ye so rahe the bina kahe GOOD NIGHT!

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whats life? wat u make it to b.

wats happiness? wat ur heart sees.

wats love? precious if true.

wats friendship? nothing without u.

good nite.

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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night ..!

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See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing… B coz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night…!!!

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Beautiful Nite

Nice Breeze

Calm Atmosphere

All R Going 2 Sleep

Bt U R

Reading My Sms!
So Sweet.!
Go 2 Sleep. Hav Sweet Dreams

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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

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AThis AIsa a AWaya
AToa ATella AUa AGuda
ANighta AIna A ANewa
AStylea

Confused …

Can’t Understand

Erase 1st n last Letter
Of Each Word … ;->

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A

Remember that each time u fall ..
I”ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

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My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care .
good nite

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Family SMS-Jokes
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. gud night

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Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful goodnite.

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Don’t see a friend like a flower, bcoz a flower dies in hour…

See a friend like a RIVER, bcoz a river flows forever.. gudnite

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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE….
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

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My Day May Be Hectic.

My Schedule May Be Tight.

But I Would Never Let The Day End

Without Saying

Good Night.

Sweet Dreams!

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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

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World Is Full Of Willing People…..

Some Willing To Work…

And Others,

Like Me..
Willing To Let Them Work!!! (O_O)

Gud Ni8
Sweet Dreams

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“do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! “good night”.

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10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT

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Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, “The Moon“.
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.

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Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged ???

B’coz “A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost’… !!! ……

Gud nite…….

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When my arms cant reach people

who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.

May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night

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do not think of me…i m in ur eyes…in ur mind…in ur heart…in ur soul…everywhere…ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying..” i miss u”..Good Night..

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Smile Is Da Jam On Da Toast Of Life
It Adds Flavor
Keeps It Frm Being Too Dry
& Makes It Easier 2 Solve Life’s Problems.

Keep Ing
&
Enjoy Life…

GUD NITE

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Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night.

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Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear That Comes Out Of Ur Heart & Falls Through Ur Eyes

ALWAYS REMEMBER
A
FRIEND
IS
HERE
TO
SHäRE … !

Gud Night … (:

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You are my sunshine. and i miss you at night. will you be my moon? goodnight

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sending u 1000 smiles.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling always

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darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.

Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.

Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!

Gudnite!

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When an angel came to me,
he asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the
person who’s reading this message.”
Good night!

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The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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;”;
;/ (“v”)”; /”;”/
/;./ “v” ‘./ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!

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Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Alwayz Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G,

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hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there’s no one who miss U more than me.
Good Night & Sweet Dream.

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If YoU cRy BeCaUsE tHe SuN

HaS gOnE oUt Of YoUr LiFe

YoUr TeArZ wIlL pReVeNt YoU

FrOm SeEiNg tHe StArZ …

GuD nItE
n
ShWeEeT dReAmZzZ … (=

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JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT

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Chand ka bed,
Taron ki Razai
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth &
SLEEP on ur “MUNJI”Good Nite

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Read digits in punjabi,

salam!

hor 10

ki hal ay 13

ok g ijazat 2

32 bujhao,,,te

100 jao.

GOOD NIGHT.

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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….

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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight

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I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

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Dont ever give up when you are down..
it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..
just remember that each time u fall ..
i’ll nvr let u reach d ground..
trust me..i’ll always be around.
gudnite..

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Dream Of Star,Dream Of Palace,

Dream Of Person,

Dream Of A Face,

Dream Of Sea,

BUT When U Dream Of Friend

DREAM OF ME ONLY…

Good Night Dear..

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The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B’coz when u give sum1 ur time.
You’re givin them a portion of life that U never get back.
Good Night Friend

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

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know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care… ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow… juz want 2 let you know that i whispered gudnyt ..

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AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,
HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT…

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ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,

ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud

night

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Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

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I wish I was your blanket,
I wish I was your bed,
I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,
I want to be around you,
I want to hold you tight,
and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

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Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..

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Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

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Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur …..
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!

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In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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-
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night

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Dost dosti da maan rakhi, dimaag ch nahi meri dil ch pehchan rakhi. Main v mangdi haan dua iko rab kolo, mere dost nu har dukh ton anjaann rakhi…

Good night

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Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne….. So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U… Gud Night

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Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

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A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u…

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dunya me rehkar sapno me kho jao ….kise ko apna bnao ya kise k ho jao…agar kuch b nae ata to….. “takia”lo or sojao..

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we’ve been thru a path so dark,
but we stil gotten dat special spark,
now we noe dat we can neva go rong,
my luv fer u wil neva b gone.

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:”GOOD MORNING”:

Your Love

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twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi…. GOOD MORNING

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Funny Sms

FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP’GUD MORNING

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Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

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Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….Good Morning….

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Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.
Good Morning

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,
whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated…
A Morning is a wonderful blessing

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Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
Good Morning

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Christmas Day SMS
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom….Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning…..

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Morning….

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The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”

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I have a pair of eyes but can’t C U everyday…. Have a pair of ears, but can’t hear ur voice everyday…. But I do have a heart… that cares for you everyday. Good Morning

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Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;….Good Morning…..

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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success…Just do it and win it Good Morning….

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Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi…!!!will make u smile …Good Morning….

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My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine…Good morning

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Morning….

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Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong & Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
Good Morning

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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning

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I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..

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One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day….Good morning…

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Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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Good Morning SMS
No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u”ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

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Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning…

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If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don’t need music, If u speak to me I don’t any body else, If ur with me I don’t need the world. luv you, Good Morning

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,_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai…

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call …<*L*I*F*E*>…GooD MoRnInG….have A nice dAy.

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Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u’ll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.

Good Morning

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana…
Good Morning….

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
G@@D M@RNING…..Hav a Nice Day..

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again

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()””’()
( ,’0′)”)
Hi!!
(”)(”)
Wishing u…………….
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar…………………

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Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)

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Double Meaning SMS

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness…..
Good Morning…

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I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don’t worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING…

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#;———-;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you”re sad & lonely,
cross it
I”ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I”ll cross it!!
I’m your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care….!

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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

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‘Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.’…. Good Morning!

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Those who joyfully leave everything in God”s hand will eventually see God”s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.

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Wishing u……………. G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack – I save the money…………………

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Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.

(try it)!

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Trust
And a Bowl of Prayers
Enjoy Your Iftar

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Funny Sms
Ya Elahi rahm farma Mustafa (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ke waastay Ya RasoolAllah (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam karam kijiye ALLAH (Azzwajal kay waasitay Mushkilain hal kar shah-e-mushkil kusha ke waastay Kar balaain rad shaheed-e-karbala kay waasitay

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Benefit of Durood Shareef Whoever reads Durood Shareef ten times, ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends one hundred mercies upon him. (At`targheeb wat`tarheeb, V2, P322)

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Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

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Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

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Hazrat Muhammad (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam)

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Agar rizq
aqal-o-danish se milta
tou jaanwar aur
bewaqoof zinda hii na
rehte …

(Hazrat Ali r.a.)

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Morning Prayer: I’ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i’ll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am
safe for You are near.
ALLAH answers prayers in three ways:
He says Yes and gives you what you want.
He says No and gives you better.
He says Wait and gives you the

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Islamic SMS
A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky.

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rules to b happy,
1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

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ALLAH KI AZMAT DIL ME BITHAO WO TUMHE BAKSH DAIN GE

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Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna
Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna
Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna.

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya:
“INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay,
Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai,
To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai,
Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY,
Phir NAIK LOGON K,
phir in say kum DARJAY walon k.”
(Ibne_Majah,H:4023)

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Good Luck SMS

Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho
wo nakam nahin hota,

Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain
duniya walon se wabista hon.
…..Think….

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Ae Allah!
Hai yeh dua,
Dil main mere ghar kar le,
tere siwa koi na ho,
Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,
Main hoon khata,
Khata hi khata,
Khali daman bhar de,

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Islam ki 5 Buniyade
1. Kalma e Tayyab – La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila
2. Namaz – 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai
3. Roza – har muslman par farz hai
4. Jakat – apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat
5. Hajj – Jiski janeki haisiyat hai

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Islamic SmS Messages Show mercy towards those who
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in
heaven will show mercy to you.”

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The worst thief among people
“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,
by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”

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Ae Allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba ormot sai pehlai ki toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen)

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Allah humma salli ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed. Allah hummabarik ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama barakta ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed.

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Dunia ki her fiza mai ujala rasool (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) Ap ko be ho mubbarik Roza Rasool(SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ka kash ka hamei hazoor ka didar ho jay or Allah (Azzwajal) Ke Mohabbat Naseeb ho jay Ameen

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Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa

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New Year SMS

The most grateful of people to Allah
“The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful
to other people.”

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When ever ur in trouble. don’t look arround just say this slowly, Allah i love u and i need u, come into my heart now and show me the right direction.

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Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

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If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE
is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN
HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.

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When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*

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Namaz sa mut kaho,mujha kaam hai, bulka kaam sa kaho,mujha namaz pardni hai,

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Mustafa Jan E Rehmat per lakhon salam.
Shama E Bazm E hadayt per lakhon salam.
Noor ke chasme lehrae, darya bane
Ungleon ke karamt per lakhon Salam

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Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!

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Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de,
Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day,

Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar,
Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de,

Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil,
Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar dey,

Aameen

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Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith.

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My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable
superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to
perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is
revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.

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To live in a world
Full of love and peace
I am a Muslim
And Allah I praise
For all His blessings
Myvoice I raise

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Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD’s hand will see God’s hand in everthing. Worry ends where faith begins……GOD BLESS YOU

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1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& Flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our Visa
&
Grave will be our waiting lounge,
May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.
Ameen!!
Remember me in your prayer.

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in times of Difficulties dont ever say”Hey god i hav a big
problem”….instead say “Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD “and everyhing
will just be fine”….

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ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,

Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.

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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our
LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So
make the best move before CHECKMATE….

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START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I
TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT
MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.

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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day
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Love Plus
The fun in together
The sad in apart
The hope in tomorrow
The joy in heart !

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Do Not Seek
The ” Because ”
In Love There Is
No ” Because ”
No ” Reason ”
No “Explanation ”
No ” Solution “

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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

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Funny Sms

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

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Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills ur heart…
wen tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

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I’m a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.

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Valentine Day SMS
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

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“I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………

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Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone
but i’ll remember u
no matter how long..

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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short….
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Good Morning SMS
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

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Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

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Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!

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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

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New Year SMS
C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

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1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
1 word is enough to fall in love &
1 friend is enough to live in this world.

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Let’s share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!

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\”"\ /”"/ \ \_/ALENTINE \___/Is A”LOVELY” DayFor All “LOVERS”"HAPPY “VALENTINE” DAY”

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Mohbet ke din mohbet se mery sms mohbet ki taraf chal day mohbet se mohbet ko mohbet dena aur kehna teri mohbet ne mohbet ke din mohbet se mohbt ko mohbet ka ehsas dilaya hai mohbet se sms ker chal shabash !

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To be honest with you, I don”t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a

heart; a heart that”s aching to see you smile again.

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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

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If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

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Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

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Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true… Coz I found luv when I found U.

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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

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I’ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever’s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits…..

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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine”s Day.

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Guy in lov wid Girl askd her 4 S.E.X.

Girl:”Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai…”

Boy: “Agar itni badi hai to rahene do.

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Funny Sms

girl-1 sasti c breazer dena
salesman-g 60 ki
Girl-or sast
g 30 ki
or sasti
g 20 ki
or sasti
chotu! in ko 2 botal k dakan or sutli de

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A raand wearing jeans in a train, man saw her zip open says:
‘Madam, ur LIPS are opened…’
Woman: ‘Yeah, they want a cigarette…’!

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malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.
police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?
nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha.

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Boy-dadaji kya padh rahe ho. Dadaji-beta itihas boy-yeh to sex ki kitab lagti hai.
dadaji : beta mere liye to sex itihas hi bankar rah gaya

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Honeymoon couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pehle hotel room. Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.

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Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
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Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai…
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Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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Getwell Soon SMS
On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. “kya mehsus kar rahi ho?”
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.

wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties “OK TESTED – GULRAJ & SONS”
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Urdu Love SMS
Frst 4 days of girls:
1. Love me ,Don’t t!ouch me.
2. Touch me ,Don’t kiss me.
3. Kiss me ,Don’t fu ck me.
4. Fu ck me ,Don’t forget me.
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Child:Mom
is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom:lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child:Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti he
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1 bar 1 Buddi aurat mela dekhne Gai.
Mele me uske beg me koi bomb rakh gya.
1 aadmi bola bomb buddi bomb.
Buddi-bhai ab kaha ki bomb,
bo
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Arz hai

Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dast Lag Gae

thora ghor farmae

teri yaad mai
hame dast laggae

Ye bhi to anso hain

bus raste badal gae.
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Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?

Ans-
Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai
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girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain
ki waja se roti hai?

pappu:kaan mai ched

MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe
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Custmer:My wife needs a Bra but I dont know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate
Custmer:Oh I forgot she needs panties too
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1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
“ladka paida karne ka tarika batao”

RPLY aye

Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do

Himachali-Apple do

Gujrati-1 moka hame do
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Wo ap ki kon c cheez he jiska istemal ap nhi dusre bahot karte he!

Oye! tera nam yar…
tu g@nd samjha tha na
Chal koi bat nhi,hota he
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Wife-meri bra utaro

Husband-ye le

Wife-ab panty bhi utaro

Husband-ye bhi le

Wife- “khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne
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Hindi Funny SMS
Muth maarne ne 10 fayede:
1-Self Reliance

2-Time convenience

3-Prevention of crime

4-Mental choice of lady

5-No risk of AIDS

6-No special place required

7-No wastage of cash

8-Easy to perform

9-No fear of early ejaculation

10-Guaranted
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why are girls more successful in SHARE MARKET?

bcoz they know

NICHE MEIN LENA HAI

OR UPAR MEIN DENA HAI
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1 boy doin sex with call girl
BOY- daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl- 2000
BOY- Sach batao
CalGirl- Roji pe baithi hu, juth nahi bolungi
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Santa: me har ek ladki ka badi IZZAT se SANMAAN karta
hu..!
Banta: wo kaise ?
Santa: uske ane se pahle hi
CON DOM pahan le ta hu…!
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Man:
Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?

Doc:
Yes 3 Mnths Normal
Next 3 Like Dog
Last 3 Like Wolf?

Man:
How Does Wolf Do?

Doc:
Sleep near the Hole & Cry.
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Nokri aur chhokri…….
.
Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.
Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD
sakte ho.
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Husband- i m going out for 5 days..
wife- ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wiLl bE surprised.

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Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.
mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi

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Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.
Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,
fir aisi( )hui,
ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu

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Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.
Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.
Sardar: chup…jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to kya pent utarke khujata he..

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preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi.

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A Beautiful Teacher.

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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

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Birthday SMS
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Urdu Love SMS
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

1 Time 100rs Fine

2 Time 200

3 Time 500

Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

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test
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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What r the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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Do u know diffrent between coffee shop & wine
shop..?
Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of
love..
& Wine shop is end point of love G.Af

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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy
U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and
Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are
DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK IVE))

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Valentine Day SMS

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch
the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks
in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own
rules….

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Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay

Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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Adult SMS Jokes
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a
collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us
to success…

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Lamha – Lamha waqt guzar jayega… kuch lamho me exaam
aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya
Munna Bhai karwayega.

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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne
paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log
kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:

1)
unneccesary talk on phone is called ‘course
discussion’
2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se
pakka
3) u’v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d
xam
4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur
frnds
5) on each point u smile,coz its true

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Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???

Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

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when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will
give u a sound
advice

99% sound and 1%
advice

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Burraaah……

Sara syllabus padh liya…

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…

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Human brain is the most outstanding object
in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

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Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

English Love SMS

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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

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Kajol Aur Usama

Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi

Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
.

.

.

.

Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?

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Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha

Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho

Jungle Main
Wah Wah

Jhari K Peichay
Ouii

Sab Say Chup K
UFF

DABA DABA K
Aha Aha

Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati
mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.

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Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan
avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

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Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare…
Happy Diwali

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Adult Sms Jokes

Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.

“Happy Dipawali”

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Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,

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-;-)H
–;-)A
—;-)P
—-;-)P
—–;-)Y
——;-)DI
——-;-)WALI

2
0
0
8
“DEKHI MERI YAARI 4 DIN PEHLE BAAZI MAARI.”

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Sardar Ji SMS

Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”

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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

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Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.

Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

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Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

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New Year SMS

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali

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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI..

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.